Chris: And how exactly did he tell you this?
Molly: We were at Target and he told me by the way he looks at other kids. He wants a pal to play with.
Chris: Hmmm, well. You know Michael looks at the dogs that same way.
Molly: Oh, you're right. Well, maybe we should get another dog?*
*No, for the record, we are not getting another dog. We already have two and we don't want to be known as that crazy couple with a million dogs. Plus, dogs are more work than babies. My Mother warned me of this, and of course, she was right.