Molly: (frantic voice) Chris, you need to pick up Michael and come in here now!
Chris: (with Michael in tow) What now.
Molly: Look...Katie brought in a dead bird!
Chris: Sweet. I will consider this a confirmed kill. I think we are up to 3 now.
Molly: Great. Just get that nasty thing out of here so I can Clorox the duvet!
Ugh. See what I mean. Dogs are more work than babies.