Wednesday, July 21, 2010

A gassy story

For those of you who know my husband well enough you know he is obsessed with this topic. Bathroom humor is his forte. Maybe it is a guy thing.

I was scrolling through my Twitter feed and this story popped up: Subtle Butt: The fart neutralizing underwear insert.

Just as I finished reading about this new product online (and considered buying it for Chris), my cell phone rings. It is Chris.

Me: Hey Babe. Just saw this new product online that is perfect for you.
Chris: Oh yeah, what is it?
Me: It is an insert you put in your underwear that will neutralize the odor when you poot.
Chris: (In a very sarcastic tone). Ha, ha, you are so funny. Do they come in thong sizes? No, but I can check on that for you.
Me: :) LOL!
Chris: Well, speaking of gas...I almost had to push my car to the gas station today because I was so low!
Me: How do you figure? You still made it, right?
Chris: Yes, but my gas tank takes 16 gallons and I put in 16.001 gallons. Whew.
Me: Would have been pretty funny to see you pushing your car down the street in 103 degree weather wearing your flight suit and boots.
Chris: Yeah, real funny.

I'm still considering buying him the Subtle Butt. What do you think?


  1. Wow, I think you buy the insert for him for sure!! He will have fun showing it to people.

  2. Get it! That is too funny to "pass" up!!!